       
Wamphyri Overlord |
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25 Oct 2007 |
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527
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| Location: |
An Aerie in Purmerend |
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| Occupation: |
Cake Boss |
| Interests: |
RPG's, books, the basic stuff. |
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“East and West meet and angels cry. Unholy power darkens the sky.”
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“I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them.”
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"...why I'm so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one."
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"Other people only LOOK dead, but are quite alive, as I find out after sticking pens into their eyes."
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“You're evil, you're undead and your name is almost impossible to pronounce. Three very important things to get a career in the ESE.” -Tuupke
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"A Dutchman is a Lusty, Fat, Two-legged Cheese worm. A Creature that is so addicted to eating butter, drinking fat, and sliding (skating) that all the world knows him for a slippery fellow"
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"From time to time my warrior beasts enjoy the occasional tidbit, and to a monster they are especialy fond of tidbits that kick and shriek and spurt red..." -Lord Malinari the Mind
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"If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies!"
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"Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight."
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"I see that you are enticed by my daughter's awesome, rocking tits."
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"Carrot, these disguises are meant for a potato."
"Are they?"
"Look, they're all on potatoes, see?"
"I thought that was just for display."
"Carrot, it's got 'Mr Spuddy Face' on it."
"What does a potato want a disguise for?"
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"Have fun fucking! Heeheehee!"
"Thanks, Condom Fairy!"
-Dane Cook
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"The word 'Impossible' does not appear in my dictionary, madam. In fact, on closer inspection, everything from geology to nebula seems to be missing" - Dirk Gently
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"Some good shit, huh?"
"It's a fucking cigarette." |
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