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Cohen's father had taken him to a mountain top, when he was no more than a lad, and explained to him the hero's creed and told him that there was no greater joy than to die in battle.
Cohen had seen the flaw in this straight away and a lifetime's experience had reinforced his belief that in fact a greater joy was to kill the other bugger and end up sitting on a heap of gold higher than your horse. It was an observation that had served him well.
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Of all cartoon characters, I seem to sympathise most with The Brain. The world needs a benevolent dictator.
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'...and then Jack chopped down the beanstalk, adding murder and ecological vandalism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, but he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you're a hero, because no one ever asks inconvenient questions...'
Susan Sto Helit in Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett.
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'I've eaten everything else,' said Truckle, 'but I ain't eating dog. I had a dog once. Rover.'
'Yeah?' said Cohen. 'The one with the spiked collar? The one that used to eat people?'
'Say what you like, he was a friend to me,' said Truckle, pushing the meat to one side.
...'Et a man once,' mumbled Mad Hamish. 'In a siege, it were.'
'You ate someone?' said Mr Saveloy, beckoning to the waiter.
'Just a leg.'
'That's terrible!'
'Not with mustard.'
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"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two." -Phil Pastoret
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -Gene Hill
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This is a lynx. Lynxes eat bunnies. This is how the world works.
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I'a Cthulhu
Old ones awake!
Oh Cthulhu!
Yog-Sothoth.
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Hey, I don't make the rules, I just exploit them for my personal gain. Now, who'd say that?
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He does not have our best interests at heart, because he doesn't HAVE a heart.
I should know, I'm the one who cut the slippery little bugger out of him.
Redcloak the goblin, OoTS.
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The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you." www.cracked.com
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